Why Spar is Better than Number Ten

There are a number of cornerstores all over Galway... originally we thought Number Ten was the best one because it's open late, but recently it has come to our attention that ACTUALLY Spar is WAY BETTER than Number Ten, so here are some reasons:

-Number Ten does not even sell wine!
-Spar sells classy Bulmers!
-Number Ten's batteries are more expensive than Spar's batteries
-Spar has TIM HORTONS
-Spar has sparkling apple cider in plastic bottles!
-The lady who works at Spar is really nice and definitely likes us
-Spar sells Reeses' AND Reeses' Pieces!
-The only thing Number Ten has going for it is that I like the name "Number Ten"
-But everything else about Number Ten sucks!



Also I'm cool because I have a sonic screwdriver